Fan #1:  Do you think Harry and Louis are dating?

Fan #2:  Oh my God! Yes! They are so cute!  I ship them so hard, you don’t even understand!  I always have!  Its like Eleanor who, right?

Fan #1:  Oh! So you must believe Zayn and Liam are together, too?

Fan #2:  *Gasps*  Oh, no!  Zayn loves Perrie with all of his heart.  And Liam takes Sophia shopping all the time so they are totally in love!  People who believe in Ziam are soooo lost!

Fan #1: